Funny classifieds

We have to pay attention if we are really 'saying' what we mean... Otherwise, we run the risk of joining the 'funny' section, like the following ones:

found ad @ redhotpogo

# Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first! 
# Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential. 
# Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. 
# Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops. 

# Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. 

# Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty. 

# Illiterate? Write today for free help. 
# For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. 
# Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. 
# Lose all your weight, only $49. 

# For sale by owner. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

# Stock up and save. Limit: one.

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